Admin superstar? Can-do all-rounder? Data entry wiz? Do you thrive on challenge? Looking for a way in to media? Inbound calls only! No cold selling! Do you enjoy the Great Outdoors? Want to work with children without early mornings? High profile national organisation! Potential for promotion! Make your own hours! Work with the latest technology! Passion for sales? Sick of commuting? Be part of a small team! Perks galore! Get paid to travel! Realise your best! Immediate start!
The successful candidate will have at least 5 years experience in a similar role with asexual species, some knowledge of arbitrary heirarchical systems, and be willing to suck it up. Experience in quashing moral objections is not essential but will be highly regarded.
This is a unique opportunity to launch your career with a highly regarded consulting company in a part time role. Applications only in writing, addressing all the self-devised key criteria listed, to the Managing Executive Director of Senior Operational Advancements. We are watching and you will learn to like it.
The employment sector - when did the world get this fucking convoluted?
