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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Britney is hot.
Seriously. Stark raving mental is the new black. Which was the new yellow for a second but thankfully that was a blink-and-you'll-miss-it phase.
But seriously, she's only getting hotter. Her star is only beginning to rise.
She'll be like Jesus, with less hair (you know what I mean...huh, huh).
She's set for such massive stardom that she'll eclipse the importance of our own families and jobs, and the Western world will grind to a halt. Then we'll get taken over by Britney-proof commies and we'll be sold for slave labour. THAT'LL learn us...
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