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Sunday, April 6, 2008

The one where we celebrate the death of the self-important gun-toting asshole


What kind of total fuckhead has a charmed career, is adored by millions, leads a gold-spoon life in retirement and then becomes the president of the National Rifle Association? Keeping the circle of violence alive from behind gated property walls.

Congratulations Charlton Heston. The karma bus took its time getting around, but it finally stopped at your door and sucked your filthy life away. I can only hope that you were shot repeatedly in your impotent cock and bled to death rather than died peacefully in your sleep as reported.

Adios fucker.

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